Uh-oh! What's that I hear you say? We've stalled at 89%!
Pff - as the French would say - there are 13 days left to go. We remain, and shall remain, undefeated. Onwards! We are only a few quid off 90% and from there there will be just £750 more to find! (Collapses, sobbing and is led to a back room where he is given his blanket and some warm milk).
Seriously though - if we can raise a little more profile we can raise a little more money and the whole thing will become real - anything anyone of you marvellous people can think of please let us know. So close, now. So close!
In other news: the impromptu competition a jet-lagged Rudy launched on the unsuspecting Squirrelverse 12 days ago was won by a certain Mr Neil Budding who rightly guessed that Rudy was at the Fuji Rock Festival in Japan. We checked his workings and have run DNA tests to check he is no relation and as he checks out on all metrics he will be the proud owner of an RFS T-Shirt once the print run starts which - with any luck (see above) will be in a few weeks time.
If anybody else would like a T-Shirt (you haven't ordered one already? For shame!) they are available on the Indiegogo page for a brexit-busting £20!
Thank you, people. Because of your kind support we are nearly there! And we are very, very grateful.